Michael Fuchs lives amid the cool breezes and warm hype of the Middle S.F. Peninsula, and at http://fuchs.stanford.edu/. He has gone virtually nowhere so far, but when he has, has assidously scribbled notes about it on the Net. You can read about his harrowing emmigration from the East Coast, or the sappy tale about the time he fell in love in Toronto. Write him at <fuchs@stanford.edu> to tell him what a pretentious prosodist he is.