Dispatch from the Razor's Edge, the Blog of Michael Stephen Fuchs
All The Very Best Of… Hot Chicks With Douchebags

Yes, Dispatch from the Razor's Edge trawls everybody's favourite micro-site, Hot Chicks With Douchebags, so you don't have to.

Actually, the fine folks at HCwDB have done most of the anthologizing work for us already – with their annual Douchy Awards, where they give special recognition to the very douchiest choads to grace their pages all year. (Plus, honestly the award categories – much like the names they give to their contestants – are half the humour value, priceless really.) Without further adieu, here's a best of the best (of the worst).


2007 Douchies

HCWDB OF THE YEAR: THE JOEY PORSCHE EXPERIENCE




MOST TRASHCAN-TO-THE-HEAD WORTHY: THE BELLS




DOUCHIEST TWINS: STEREODOUCHTONIC TWINS




DOUCHIEST GROUP SCROTE: THE DOUCHE PLATOON




DOUCHIEST EVERYBAG: RICKY




DOUCHIEST POPPED COLLAR: PINKY




GREATEST CRISIS OF MODERNITY: THE LONG JOURNEY




ORANGEST ORANGE: THE PROMPAS




SEXIEST LIBRARIAN GLASSES: SCROTEY OPIE’S HOTT




MOST ANNOYING ‘BAGLING: WHITE BY UNPOPULAR HAPPENSTANCE





2008 Douchies

HCWDB OF THE YEAR: THE METAPHYSICAL HOOLIGAN AND CARLY HOTT




HOTTEST HOTT OF THE YEAR: QUARTASIAN MIA SARA HOTT FROM "DEATHTONGUE"




PUREST STATE OF DOUCHE-ZEN: SAMURAI SCROTE




THE IRVING THALLBAG LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: FISH SLAP




MOST ANNOYING ‘BAGLINGS: MO’ CHEEKS




ORANGEST ORANGE: MILLENNIUM ‘BAG




MOST INNOVATIVE NEW DOUCHE MANEUVER: MOUTH-SHIRT AB REVEAL




DOUCHIEST TATTOO + FACIAL HAIR COMBO: DOG




DOUCHIEST HUMAN SUPPOSITORY: X-LAX




GREATEST CRISIS OF MODERNITY: FUNG





2009 Douchies

HCWDB OF THE YEAR: SMOOT AND CRYSTAL




DOUCHIEST FACIAL EXPRESSION: THE PUNCH-FACE




JERZIEST JERZ: GUIDO BUTTCHINKSY




ORANGEST ORANGE: CHEETO MAN




DOUCHIEST HIPSTERBAG: THE HIPSTERBAG




DOUCHIEST NEW ‘BAG TREND: GROIN SHAVE REVEAL




DOUCHIEST DOUCHEBAGUETTE: LIPS MCGEE




DOUCHIEST ‘BAGCESSORY: BLACKBERRY BOB’S FOREARM BLACKBERRY





2010 Douchies

JERZIEST JERZ: D.J. JERZEY JACKOFFSKY




DOUCHIEST CREATURE FROM ANCIENT GREEK MYTH: THE DOUCHECLOPS




MOST EURO EUROBAGS: THE NIHILISTS




HOTTEST HOTT OF THE YEAR #2: ARIELLE FROM “THE FRATBROSEPHUS BROS”




THE DOUCHEBAGUETTE: SANDY FROM “INFLATABLE FRED”




THE IRVING THALLBAG LIFETIME DOUCHECHIEVEMENT AWARD: KING DOUCHUOUS THE IV




DOUCHIEST FACE: DOUCHE-FACE OF THE BEHOLDER




UNLUCKIEST DOG: “SPOT”





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Fuchs is the author of the novels The Manuscript and Pandora's Sisters, both published worldwide by Macmillan in hardback, paperback and all e-book formats (and in translation); the D-Boys series of high-tech, high-concept, spec-ops military adventure novels – D-Boys, Counter-Assault, and Close Quarters Battle (coming in 2016); and is co-author, with Glynn James, of the bestselling Arisen series of special-operations military ZA novels. The second nicest thing anyone has ever said about his work was: "Fuchs seems to operate on the narrative principle of 'when in doubt put in a firefight'." (Kirkus Reviews, more here.)

Fuchs was born in New York; schooled in Virginia (UVa); and later emigrated to the San Francisco Bay Area, where he lived through the dot-com boom. Subsequently he decamped for an extended period of tramping before finally rocking up in London, where he now makes his home. He does a lot of travel blogging, most recently of some very  long  walks around the British Isles. He's been writing and developing for the web since 1994 and shows no particularly hopeful signs of stopping.

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THE MANUSCRIPT by Michael Stephen Fuchs
PANDORA'S SISTERS by Michael Stephen Fuchs
DON'T SHOOT ME IN THE ASS, AND OTHER STORIES by Michael Stephen Fuchs
D-BOYS by Michael Stephen Fuchs
COUNTER-ASSAULT by Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book One - Fortress Britain, by Glynn James & Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book Two - Mogadishu of the Dead, by Glynn James & Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN : Genesis, by Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN Book Three - Three Parts Dead, by Glynn James & Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN Book Four - Maximum Violence, by Glynn James & Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN Book Five - EXODUS, by Glynn James & Michael Stephen Fuchs

ARISEN Book Six - The Horizon, by Glynn James & Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book Seven - Death of Empires, by Glynn James & Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book Eight - Empire of the Dead by Glynn James & Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN : NEMESIS by Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book Nine - Cataclysm by Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book Ten - The Flood by Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book Eleven - Deathmatch by Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book Twelve - Carnage by Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book Thirteen - The Siege by Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN, Book Fourteen - Endgame by Michael Stephen Fuchs
ARISEN : Fickisms
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