Is there really any need for Shia Labeouf?
Would we, perhaps, be better off without Shia Labeouf?

Without him and his unutterably absurd name? His ruination of the Indiana Jones franchise? Transformers?
Does Shia Labeouf fulfill any necessary, or even helpful, purpose?
Could this purpose perhaps be fulfilled by another actor? One with more talent; a much less absurd name; better looks; and much less bad hair?
Dare we dream of a world without Shia Labeouf?