The revolution is here. Straight to heck with agents (well, except of course my agent, who is a prince and to whom I'm totally loyal – I'm ranting very generally here), editors, publishers, and chain bookstore buyers. I own the complete rights to this book (again, my favourite of my books). I'm publishing it under my own imprint. And I'm getting 70% of the retail price, straight to me – versus 8.5% in a traditional publishing deal. (*)

I also have full creative control over the cover, the title, the text, the (e-)book design, and the marketing copy. I own the film rights, the foreign rights, and every right. Basically, I'm my own man. A free trader.

Previously, the great argument against self- (or vanity-) publishing – aside from it being deeply sad – was distribution, or rather the utter lack of it. You might print a book, but no one (except your cronies) could buy it; it wasn't for sale anywhere. Well, now I can print my own book – and it's for sale everywhere. Everywhere the Internet goes. (*) Why do I need a publisher to fight for two weeks of table display space in a bookstore – if I'm lucky? In a bookstore that's probably not even going to be there in 15 months, by the time the book makes it through the publishing pipeline? My e-books will be "on the shelf" forever – for as long as it takes to build a readership. This literally changes everything. (See, e.g., this righteous blog post for the full argument, from the guy who has just totally convinced me.)

We are watching the dominant information pardigm of the past 500 years – the printed book – pass away in real time. And the gatekeepers go down first.

I've been reading accounts of other authors not too far above my level – who are now making an entirely decent living, selling 400 books a day this way, all on their own. That sounds just about like Heaven to me. (Although it's probably worth noting that my extremely nice and very high-powered agent is still out there hustling my new novel around NYC, through traditional channels and, as of last contact, still expressing confidence that he'll place it. So that's nice, too. Thanks, Robert!)

But, basically, the revolution is here. I think the entire publishing industry is about to get disintermediated – to at least the extent as has the music industry. And I suspect that both readers and authors alike will benefit. In any case, I certainly intend to jump on the bull's back and see where its rampage takes us.

I couldn't conceivably be any happier to announce the publication of my new, my favourite, and I'm pretty sure my very most entertaining book: DON'T SHOOT ME IN THE ASS, AND OTHER STORIES. It is published worldwide today, exclusively (initially) for the Amazon Kindle. Four million Kindle owners – plus any of 2 billion Internet users who grab the free Kindle reader app for virtually any device – can as of today buy my new book, for a cool $2.99 (a fifth of the price of my paperbacks) or £2.12 in the UK.

U.S.
http://www.amazon.com/
Dont-Shoot-Other-Stories-
ebook/dp/B004P8JMO8

U.K.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/
Dont-Shoot-Other-Stories-
ebook/dp/B004P8JMO8

Here's the jacket flap copy for you:

Very, very many thanks indeed for kindly passing news of this on to, well, anyone you know who likes an awesomely fun read. The social media buttons below will shoot this out to your Facebook, your Twitter, or e-mail contacts. All support is enormously appreciated.

Oh – and if you don't happen to read e-books yet, let this be your first. (It was mine.) As I said, the reader is totally free, and can be yours in seconds. Just search for 'Kindle' in Apps on your iPhone, iPad, Android phone, Windows Phone, or Blackberry; or grab the reader for your PC or your Mac. Cheers!

Finally, if you do read the book, I'd love to hear what you think of it - the stories themselves, the e-book design, the reading experience, etc. Any feedback at all is extremely welcome, on the usual address: Thanks!

I have a pretty generous deal with Macmillan: I get 20% of the wholesale price, which is half or less of the retail price. So that's 10% of the cover price to me. Except 15% of that goes to my agent. Yes, a grand total of 8.5% of what you shell out for a book normally actually makes its way to the author. That's on a good day, when a big chain bookstore or Amazon hasn't demanded and gotten a wholesale discount of 70% off the retail price.

What that also is is me paying an 80% royalty rate to my publisher, for the entire life of the books, forever and ever – and they get that for doing what is essentially day labour: editing, cover art, and book design (which I've just demonstrated I can do myself); and for distributing the book (which we're about to see who can do better).

Incidentally, I plan to do a print-on-demand paper version, with Amazon's partner for such things, CreateSpace, in case anyone wants a physical one. I'm told set up is cheap and easy; list prices are low; royalties are excellent; and, mainly, you get the print version listed on Amazon, which evidently is the tough bit.