I got such a good reaction to the GI Joe PSAs – well, if you can consider comments in the form of "about to get fired due to laughing my ass off at work" to be good – that I'm providing two addenda. The first I like but had forgotten about; the second I somehow missed entirely back in the day.
Just because I can, here's the original theatrical trailer for the greatest motion picture of all time – and, perforce, but in any case, one of the best trailers of all time. 
Some better McSweeney's Lists:
- Businesses That Failed to Duplicate the Success of "I Can't Believe It's Yogurt"
- Musical Numbers From Fight Club! The Musical
- Alternate Titles for O.J. Simpson's New Book
- Groups Shocked at the Revelation That Judas May Have Been Jesus' Most Loyal Disciple
- Apparent Passions of My Upstairs Neighbors
- Habits That Are Harder to Break Than Peter Cetera's Ex-Girlfriend
- Rejected Bond Girls
- Bad Names for Undercover Police Officers
- Names Considered and Rejected by the Software Company "Cisive" While Looking for Something in the Style of "Teligent" and "Genuity"
- Terrible Names for Hair Salons
- Bad Names for Hamsters
- Good Names for Hamsters
- Less Popular Bars
- Possible Winning Solutions to the Board Game "Clue" If the Characters Were Replaced with Right-Leaning Political Pundits, the Weapons Replaced with Logical Fallacies, And the Rooms Replaced with Either Jung's "Psychic Containers" or Varieties of Soft Cheese
XKCD Addendum: The most popular XKCD of all time, but which you'll only get if you're a Unix person.
An addendum from I PUT A TEXT ON IMAGE!, and but which you will also only get if you are a Unix person.
This is Counter-Struck. You'll be enormously amused by it if you've ever played Counter-Strike, and very amused by it if you've ever played any first-person shooter video game, and wildly confused and annoyed by it otherwise.
Here are scores of short video snippets of people getting massively pwned, which you'll appreciate if you're a totally unreconstructed sadist.
Fini! Now back to our regularly-scheduled fascist political screeds and schilling for my books . . .
