And a round thing in your face"
Just pausing to note that this, right here, just a few minutes ago, was not only the only household in the world but almost certainly the only household in history in which Democracy in America (unabridged) was being read aloud while Sir Mix-A-Lot played in the background. It's pretty hard to pull a first-ever, but I'm pretty sure we've done it. (I've got the proof, too: